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Thursday, December 19, 2019

Jingle Jangle Jukebox vol 3: Yuletide Madness




This is my 2018 Christmas mix. Here's the original 8tracks description:

It's the holiday season again. There's a chill in the air, houses are covered in lights, Krampus is dragging naughty kids to hell and you need tunes for your Christmas party. Start up the fire, grab yourself a glass of eggnog and listen to the third installment of my annual Christmas playlists. Merry Christmas and happy holidays!



Tracklist:

Intro: Excerpt from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Track 1: A Winter's Tale by Queen

Track 2: Christmas Is The Time to Say "I Love You" by Billy Squier

Track 3: Goth Christmas by the Ornamentals

Track 4: Mistletoe Fantasies by Timecop1983

Track 5: This Christmas Day by Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Track 6: Christmas Films Again by Belly Of The Steel Beast

Track 7: White Christmas by Paul Di'Anno

Track 8: Let It Snow by Anti-Nowhere League

Track 9: Gothic Christmas by Within Temptation

Track 10: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer by August Burns Red

Track 11: Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight) by the Ramones

Track 12: Winter Wonderland by Stryper

Track 13: Wherever I May Roam by Santa Claws and the Naughty But Nice Orchestra

Interlude: Holiday McNuggets Commercial 

Track 14: Deck The Halls by Orion's Reign

Track 15: Wonderful Christmastime by Helix

Track 16: Naughty Christmas by Lacuna Coil

Track 17: Merry Metal Xmas by Doro and Tom Angelripper

Track 18: Scrooged theme/Terrorist Attack by Danny Elfman

Track 19: You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Grave Robber

Track 20: I Am Santa Claus by Bob Rivers

Track 21: Rock This Christmas Down by Lita Ford and Cherie Curie

Track 22: Darkest Carols, Faithful Sing by Christopher Lee

Track 23: The Battle on Christmas Dawn by Love Cinema Vol 6

Track 24: Christmas Medley by A Hero For the World

Outro: Merry Christmas Intermission Ad

Jingle Jangle Jukebox vol 2: I've Got Christmas Fever



This is my 2017 Christmas mix. From here on out there's no changes to any of the x-mas mixes. This and the 2018 one haven't been touched since they came out. Here's the original description:

Another mix of atypical Christmas tunes for those of us who are sick of the same old same old shit. Lots of variety on this one: Everything from heavy metal to synthwave to classic rock to punk to even comedy. Merry Christmas and happy holidays!


Tracklist:

Intro: M&M's Holiday Candies 1992 commercial

Track 1: Get Into the Spirit by Halford

Track 2: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Twisted Sister

Track 3: Another Rock and Roll Christmas by Paul Di'Anno

Track 4: Mistress for Christmas by AC/DC

Track 5: Carol of the Bells by Jaunter

Track 6: The Night Santa Went Crazy by Weird Al Yankovic

Track 7: (It's Gonna Be a) Punk Rock Christmas by the Ravers

Track 8: Silent Night by The Dickies

Track 9: Run Rudolph Run by Keith Richards

Track 10: Come On Christmas by Cheap Trick

Track 11: Little Drummer Boy by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Interlude: TMNT VHS 1990 Christmas Commercial

Track 12: Thank God It's Christmas by Queen

Track 13: Merry X-mas Everybody by Slade

Track 14: Dead by X-mas by Hanoi Rocks

Track 15: Wizards In Winter by Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Track 16: Christmas Ride by Fight

Track 17: Heavy Christmas by 220 Volt

Track 18: Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End) by the Darkness

Track 19: Frosty The Snowman by August Burns Red

Track 20: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town by Dokken

Track 21: No Presents For Christmas by King Diamond

Track 22: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen by Ronnie James Dio/Tony Iommi/Simon Wright/Rudy Sarzo

Outro: Pepsi Nintendo Holiday Game 1989 Commercial

































Jingle Jangle Jukebox vol 1: Halloween on Christmas




Since 2016 I've been making annual Halloween and Christmas mix tapes. I first got the idea to do this from some site called "Unwinnable.com" that used to do the same thing. Back in October I wanted to share my Halloween mixtapes with you and give my thoughts on the tracklist and shit like that but life got in the way so instead I'll share my Christmas mixes with you.

The thing both my 2016 Halloween and X-Mas mixtapes have that makes them stand apart from the ones that come after it is that I've been tweaking them for years before finally refining them in 2019. The Halloween one I remade outright but this one I just kept shuffling the original tracklist around and adding/subtracting other songs to make it longer. This is the final version of Halloween on Christmas. If the title's in green that means it was on the first version of this back in 2016.


Tracklist:

Intro: Silent Night Deadly Night tv spot

Track 1: All I Want For Christmas is Halloween by Happy Fangs

Track 2: Monster's Holiday by Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Track 3: Here Comes Krampus by Gary Roadarmel

Track 4: 12 Days of Cryptmas by The Cryptkeeper

Track 5: X-Massacre by Irving Force

Track 6: What's This? by Pellek

Track 7: Christmas with the Devil by Spinal Tap

Track 8: Halloween on X-mas by the Coffin Caddies

Track 9: There Ain't No Sanity Clause by the Damned

Track 10: Santa Claws is Coming To Town by Alice Cooper/Billy Sheehan/John 5/Vinny Appice

Interlude: Excerpt from Silent Night Deadly Night

Track 11: Silent Night Deadly Night by the White Coffin Terror

Track 12: Hail Santa by Wagoner Bros.

Track 13: Jingle Hell by Christopher Lee

Track 14: The Gremlin Rag by Jerry Goldsmith

Track 15: Red Water (Christmas Mourning) by Type O Negative

Track 16: Making Christmas by Rise Against

Track 17: Black X-mas by Venom

Track 18: Christmas by King Diamond

Track 19: Buried for Christmas by Wednesday 13

Track 20: Merry Creepmas by Sam Haynes

Track 21: Christmas Evil by The Krypt-Keeper 5

Track 22: New Year's Evil by Shadow


Outro: Silent Night Deadly Night 2 tv spot

Monday, November 25, 2019

Trash O Rama episode 37: The Force Is Strong In This One




TRASH-O-RAMA! FILMED IN SHOCKING TRASHOSCOPE!

Welcome one and all to Trash-O-Rama, my 40-60 minute series of themed video mixtapes inspired by the likes of Forbidden Transmission and the Hypnotic Eye. For those unaware a video mixtape is the "best parts" of movies, tv shows, music videos, commercials or whatever edited together in a certain fashion.

Today's theme? Star Wars! Expect droids, fan edits, Weird AL, ewoks, commercials, heavy metal, crossover fan films and Snoop Dogg murdering someone with a lightsaber! May the force be with you!

Trash O Rama episode 36: Superheroes Again





TRASH-O-RAMA! FILMED IN SHOCKING TRASHOSCOPE!

Welcome one and all to Trash-O-Rama, my 60 minute series of themed video mixtapes inspired by the likes of Forbidden Transmission and the Hypnotic Eye. For those unaware a video mixtape is the "best parts" of movies, tv shows, music videos, commercials or whatever edited together in a certain fashion.

Today's episode starts off the second season of Trash O Rama (where all episodes are an hour long) and what better way to start off than rehashing someone we've already done before?

Today's theme is superheroes. Expect fan edits, heavy rock, Zeller's, Burger King, tokusatsu and the obligatory Stan Lee cameo!

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Trash O Rama Episode 35: 2019 Halloween Special




TRASH-O-RAMA! FILMED IN SHOCKING TRASHOSCOPE!

Welcome one and all to Trash-O-Rama, my 40-60 minute series of themed video mixtapes inspired by the likes of Forbidden Transmission and the Hypnotic Eye. For those unaware a video mixtape is the "best parts" of movies, tv shows, music videos, commercials or whatever edited together in a certain fashion.

It's time for the annual Halloween special! Expect gore, nudity, jack o lanterns, Vincent Price, Michael Myers, heavy metal, monsters and the scariest Halloween monster of them all: Vanilla Ice!

Happy Halloween!



31 Movies of October

This is a list of all the horror films I watched this October and what I rated them. I know I said I was gonna rate them trick, treat or almond joy but things change, ok?

October 1st: Trick or Treat: good
October 2nd: See No Evil 1 and 2: bad for both
October 3rd: Friday the 13th Part 7 The New Blood: ok
October 4th: Friday the 13th remake: good
October 5th: original Amityville Horror/Hellraiser 3 Trick, treat or almond joy: treat for both
October 6th: Killer Klowns from Outer Space: good/House of 1000 Corpses: ?
October 7th: Devil's Rejects: good
October 8th: Tales of Halloween: good
October 9th: Nightmare on Elm Street: good
October 10th: Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein: good
October 11th: It Chapter Two Trick, treat or almond joy: good
October 12th: White Zombie: good
October 13th: Hell House LLC: good
October 14th: Scream: good
October 15th: Candy Corn: bad/Haunt: good
October 16th: Dracula's Daughter: good
October 17th: Sleepy Hollow: good
October 18th: Dog Soldiers: good/Ginger Snaps: good
October 19th: The VVitch: good
October 20th: Child's Play (1988): good
October 21st: Psycho (1960) : good
October 22nd: The Cabin in the Woods: good
October 23rd  Halloween Pussy Trap, Kill Kill: good/The Barn: good/Halloween At Aunt Ethel's: ok
October 24th: Tourist Trap: good/Rocky Horror Picture Show: good/Hills Have Eyes: good
October 25th: C.H.U.D.; good /C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D.: so bad it's good/Basket Case: good
October 26th: The Mummy's Hand: good/The Mummy's Tomb: good/The Mummy's Ghost: good/The Mummy's Curse: bad
October 27th:  Halloween 3: Season of the Witch: so bad it's good
October 28th: Halloween: good/Halloween II: good/Halloween 4: good
October 29th: Trick: ok/Trick 'R Treat: good
October 30th: Ernest Scared Stupid: good/Creepshow: good
October 31st: Halloween 2018: good/ Night of the Demons 1988: good/Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark: good